Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Neocon: We have to invade Iraq because Saddam Hussein is torturing people, and my hightened sense of morality won't tolerate that.

Liberal: But won't that make other countries angry at us?

Neocon: Well, we'll torture people in order to keep us safe from those countries.

Liberal: I thought your hightened sense of morality couldn't abide by torture?

Neocon: What are you, a pussy?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009