Dobson on Fred Thompson:

"We use that word—Christian—to refer to people who are evangelical Christians," Schneeberger added. In other words, they only call Christians those who, unlike Jesus, would condemn 'unbelievers' (belief in what to be defined) to eternal punishment. Maybe they should call them up-is-down-ists.

That giant sucking sound is Democrats heaving a collective sigh of relief as Dobson gives Gingrich a thumbs-up.